Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.