What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD