What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.