Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.