Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.