Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund