Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.