What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!