What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder