What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.