What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.