What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.