What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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I'm up."

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What's green and walks through walls?

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8 a bit music.

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Why do you say he's conceited?

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.