What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI