Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.