Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.