What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.