They always use the holy condoms.
They both used to be on top gear.
People that would use said word can't read.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Me: i have no idea what he's for
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Infidel.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
They only use holy condoms.