Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.