What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!