How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.