How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.