What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.