Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"