Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.