Discover.
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
A Chernobel Prize.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
Because he was a ate professional!
Your mom.
Because they got no body to dance with!
Hispanic at the Disco
