Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.