Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.