Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.