Wham, bam, thank you fam"
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Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
They go off on tangents.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Plan C-ya.
Not being British.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
Business kept falling off!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Make blonde jokes!
Starve.
