Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript