Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor