What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon