What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.