What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.