Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade