Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.