Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.