What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.