How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"