How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"