How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.