Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

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Antique farm equipment

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns