Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

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