They're always rushin.
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He was rushin'
They don't wanna be rushin
A Russian spy.
You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
He was running lait
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
the resistance of both drop when doped.
Bury a blonde.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
To get the meme on the other side.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Dirty looks from the mouse !
