Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'