Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore