How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!