P.S. I Love You
Because he was hung like this
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
His son with the xbox.
There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)