Because red shirts die easily.
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Because they all wear red shirts
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
They are both going to miss every body.
Because they always miss their target!
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He got Lemonaids.
The captain's log!
To boldly split infinitives!
They don't work in the future either.
With a crowbar.
The Mexican said, "A border".