What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.