What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search