Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!