Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono