Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.