Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up?

NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes