What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft