What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.