Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.