Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.