Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
He always had treble finding his keys!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
NEIN!"
One Direction.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Oil of Ole'
