Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around