Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Erracist
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
A: Elephants never forget.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Arrows con Pollo
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers