What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor