What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!