Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.