Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.