Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.