Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Remove the vowels in his rack.

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They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

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A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.