Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.