What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!