What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.