What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture