What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture