How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling