What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

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Life insurance policies.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !