Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers